Rejected Application for Medical School

Guess why this idiot's application to medical school was rejected? Just take a look at his answers to this simple test!

DEFINE THE FOLLOWING TERMS

Antibody : against everyone
Artery : the study of fine paintings
Bacteria : back door to a cafeteria
Benign : what you have after eight
Cardiology : advance study of poker playing
Cat Scan : searching for lost kitty
Chronic : neck of a crow
Coma : Punctuation mark
Cyst : short of Sister
Diagnosis : person with slanted nose
Dislocation : in this place
Duodenum : couple in jeans
Enema : not a friend
False Labor : pretending to work
Gallbladder : bladder in a girl
Hernia : she is close by
Hymen : greeting to several males
Labor Pain : hurt at work
Lactose - person without digits on feet
Liposuction - a French Kiss
Lymph : walk unsteadily
Menopause - I no wait
Microbes - small dressing gowns
Obesity - city of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favour of teens
Pulse - grain
Pus - small cat
Red Blood Count- Dracula
Rupture - ecstasy
Secretion - hiding anything
Semen - sailors
Serum - Sailors drink
Subcutaneous - not cute enough
Suture - Gujarati word for "what do you want"
Tablet - small table