Osama bin Laden at the Pearly Gates

Osama bin Laden died and went to heaven. George Washington, Patrick Henry, James Madison, John Randolph, George Mason, James Monroe and Thomas Jefferson were all waiting for him. As Osama approached the pearly gates, they grabbed him, tied him up, tarred and feathered him, dragged him away and tossed him into Hell.

As he burned in Hell, Osama cried out to God, "This isn't what I was promised!"

And God replied, "I warned you there would be seven teed Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I was talking about?"